One sentence fic meme.
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kateI'm sure there have been a number of these before, but I am making one up on the spot because I need some joy right now.
Give me a fandom and at least one other thing (prompt, kink, pairing, color, whatever) and I will attempt to write you a one sentence fic.
Fandoms on offer: The Losers, SGA, early SPN (as in, S1), Elementary, Arrow, Buffy/Angel, Firefly, Alexander (2004) (or maybe Renault-verse, though it's been a while), Marvel Cinematic Universe (I love the name of this fandom - it sounds so cool! (not that Avengers doesn't)), Priest, Push, Die Hard 4, The Mummy, Master and Commander, The Fast and the Furious, basically almost any semi-popular U.S. movie ever (I'll let you know if it's not something I can do), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (RPF there too), Temeraire, the Belgariad and Mallorean.
Also, I'm not current on the following, but I'll give them a try, provided you choose something from at least a year or two ago: Leverage, Criminal Minds, Haven, Revenge, White Collar, Psych... and anything else I've mentioned in passing on this journal.
Give me a fandom and at least one other thing (prompt, kink, pairing, color, whatever) and I will attempt to write you a one sentence fic.
Fandoms on offer: The Losers, SGA, early SPN (as in, S1), Elementary, Arrow, Buffy/Angel, Firefly, Alexander (2004) (or maybe Renault-verse, though it's been a while), Marvel Cinematic Universe (I love the name of this fandom - it sounds so cool! (not that Avengers doesn't)), Priest, Push, Die Hard 4, The Mummy, Master and Commander, The Fast and the Furious, basically almost any semi-popular U.S. movie ever (I'll let you know if it's not something I can do), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (RPF there too), Temeraire, the Belgariad and Mallorean.
Also, I'm not current on the following, but I'll give them a try, provided you choose something from at least a year or two ago: Leverage, Criminal Minds, Haven, Revenge, White Collar, Psych... and anything else I've mentioned in passing on this journal.
For easy organization later:
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on 12/13/12 01:50 am (UTC)Mallorean, Garion/Zakath
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on 12/13/12 02:52 am (UTC)Garion laughed as the kitten walked over his body like she owned it, purring, and settled finally on Zakath's chest, staring at Garion like he was the one who hadn't been invited to this bed.
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on 12/13/12 02:53 am (UTC)Eee. <3 (I can't actually write it, and it lost out to other stuff this Yuletide, but secretly I want someone to write a bunch of Garion/Zakath/Cyradis/Ce'Nedra sedoretu fic. >.>)
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on 12/13/12 02:56 am (UTC)(Also, hilariously, I listened to the audiobook of the Belgariad and Mallorean, so I had NO IDEA how Cyradis was spelled until just this minute.)
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on 12/13/12 02:59 am (UTC)See, I am fond of the canon pairings - or at least the version I have of them in my head >.> - but the ones that live here/I write are pretty firmly monogamous and I suck at running parallel versions of the same canon in my own head, even if I can (happily!) read them.
And the cat would always totally be all WHAT ARE THESE OTHER HUMANS DOING IN MY BED WITH MY HUMAN AUGH.
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on 12/13/12 03:06 am (UTC)The reader on the Belgariad really grew on me - I was enormously fond of him. Sadly, the version I had of the Mallorean was a terrible reader, but I was hooked, so I just had to stick with it.
Interestingly, one of the things that was... let's say less than pleasing... about the Mallorean for me was the "BABIES! BABIES! MARRIAGE AND BABIES!" ending(s) which made me cringe - and that sort of thing makes me want to write ALLLLLLLL the alternative relationship fic. (Though I, too, am quite fond of the canon pairings!)
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on 12/13/12 03:14 am (UTC)Yeah. Me and my friend
They drag him back after a while. Then Velvet gets pregnant and he once again goes CANNOT COPE, OFF TO MALLOREA. She lets him get away with that for a few months before sending Zakath a letter saying "if your majesty would be so kind, gather up my husband and send him home."
(I also have way, way too much next-gen stuff in my head. *headdesk* Where my brain has gone WHEEE, let's fix the erasure of queer/non-monogamous people in this world! Also it then stole marvel's Thor and Loki and made them Velvet and Silk's kids and Javelin's major headache. Plus all my Marags.)
( . . . I'll stop now. I can babble about this for AGES.)
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on 12/13/12 03:27 am (UTC)MARAGS. THAT WOULD BE MADE OF AWESOME. Also Thor and Loki as Silk and Velvet's kids FTW! I LOVE ALL YOUR IDEAS. :D :D :D
Also - the guy who did Belgariad? The way he read Hettar sounded just like Cougar, so in my head? THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON. I WANT ALL THE HETTAR FIC.
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on 12/13/12 03:39 am (UTC)So the Marags are this big gigantic happy and unique family and are all very puzzled that nobody outside of them seems to get their father's (dry as a fucking desert, flawlessly deadpan) sense of humour, and wander around coincidentally stealing brides and grooms from everyone else. (Entirely consensual stealing, mind - the spouse is always quite happy to come with them! The spouse's parents/family/whatever, sometimes not so much. So far Mara has poached spouses for his children from Tolnedra, Nyissa, Algaria and Ulgo, not counting Geran.)
(Ce'Nedra was quite . . . . VEHEMENT about some things when she figured that out after a particularly bad winter when all luxury food shipments stopped.)
Khedan ([Thor]) and Lodar ([Loki]) are, unsurprisingly, way WAY more adjusted and not crazy as Silk and Velvet's kids, and as a team are absolutely terrifying and exist to give their royal cousin's majesty as many headaches as they can. (Their older sister married a Tolnedran noble-merchant and is currently attempting to eclipse her father as "richest person in the world".)
AND THEN THERE'S ZAKATH'S KIDS. :D One of whom I marry off to one of Urgit's daughters with Khedan functioning as more or less the relationship version of the cat who shows up demanding affection and adoration every six months or so.
Bwah. You know, I hadn't linked Hettar and Cougar together? But now that you've done it, they may explode in my head. (Beldaran, Garion and Ce'Nedra's eldest girl, is totally engaged to Hettar's eldest; the two of them mutually adore their girl, who is MtF. I decided that the Algarians are totally pragmatic about that, and it only gets tricky if actual dynasties are at issue, and even then, you can always get around it. Because I've decided the Algarians are pragmatic about a lot and side-eye their cousin-societies ALL THE TIME.)
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on 12/13/12 03:51 am (UTC)I just read it the other fucking day, I was looking for Belgariad stuff and was so thrilled to find Relg/Taiba!
Also, oh my goodness all your amazing plans! THIS MUST ALL BE FIC SOMEDAY. I REQUIRE IT.
Cougar = Hettar FTW! Both characters make me ridiculously happy, and yeah - I totally buy that pragmatic sort of way about them. IL horse peoples. :D
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on 12/13/12 03:58 am (UTC)It's one of the ones that shows up in bits and pieces. Oh, and Lodar's fiance is totally my girl who is like "no, no, I wasn't LOOKING for a Steadfast Husband, I saw a pretty flying falcon and as long as he comes home to me and I get to look at him I do not give a shit what he does, go away I can manage my own affairs shut up daddy". Because damn it, women can have moments of "no you are shiny wild and free just like you are let me stare at you", too. (She is a Sendarian countess-to-be. If she wanted a Steadfast, Responsible man, her country is LOUSY with them, she promises.)
Zakath's kids are his eldest, who is a girl and terrifying and is going to be the Empress of Mallorea, his second, who is quiet and responsible and more or less running the army, his third who has the sexual morals of his cat and you'd think didn't have a thought between his pretty ears but is actually sharp as a knife (who is the one I eventually marry off, hilariously), and then his twelve year old daughter who is, at twelve, already helping Brador run the intelligence service. (Her other siblings are desperately glad she is on their side).
Someday all the fic will happen. :D Theoretically. *falls over under the weight of all she has to write in her life*
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on 12/13/12 04:27 am (UTC)And Zakath's kids, ZOMG. :DDDDDDDDD
And yes, the fic will never be all done, but more inspiration is better than less, I think!
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on 12/13/12 03:03 am (UTC)I love Mozzie! :D
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on 12/14/12 04:03 pm (UTC)ETA: 2! 2 ladies - I didn't include Jolene because she's not in it much, but fandom loves her and there is much amazing fic about bother her and Aisha, and Jensen's non-existent sister.
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on 12/13/12 02:35 am (UTC)(if crossovers are okay, if not 'Elementary - Joan loves cheesy action movies')
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on 12/13/12 03:42 am (UTC)"I knew a kid once who could've blown up America with one of those things," McClane says, glancing at Sherlock's phone for just long enough to dismiss it as he enters the crime scene.
Joan always wears earphones when she watches movies on her iPad; Sherlock has probably hacked the thing and knows all the movies that are on it anyway but she doesn't let it interfere with her enjoyment of The Last Action Hero.
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on 12/13/12 06:03 am (UTC)Damn, how much do I want this crossover now? It would be awesome
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on 12/13/12 02:47 am (UTC)Marvel Cinematic Universe (that sure is an impressive name, you're right), Nick Fury in the wee hours of the morning
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on 12/13/12 05:43 pm (UTC)*jumps up and down*
on 12/13/12 02:57 am (UTC)Re: *jumps up and down*
on 12/13/12 04:24 am (UTC)(Sorry - I'm in a weird place with the brothers right now, S2 when they're all weird because of daddy... this is all I could do. /o\)
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on 12/13/12 05:28 am (UTC)I started with season 4, because I kinda love Misha Collins, and then I went back and watched from the beginning and I've pretty much loved all of it.
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on 12/14/12 04:56 am (UTC)EDIT: Nevermind, just had a total "duh" moment. :) I know exactly when that happened. :D
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on 12/14/12 05:00 am (UTC)Are you a shipper in SPN? Dean/Cas?
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on 12/14/12 05:05 am (UTC)Yep, I'm a Dean/Cas shipper, even wrote an alcohol-fueled fic over spring break this year that I sometimes cringe over when I reread, but I'm not a tinhat. I've even found some Sam/Dean that I was surprised to like.
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on 12/14/12 05:26 am (UTC)Um, I think I had a point up there. I dunno. I'm not a huge reader of SPN fic, but I will probably go looking for specific things as I watch? I get the Sam/Dean stuff in the early seasons, I mean - I get why people would want that? But I don't need it. Dean's single emo tears are enough for me. I'm hoping that I actually want to read Dean/Cas because I've seen some gorgeous stuff go by for it. *shrug* We'll see where it leads me. I'm having a good time with the rewatch right now, at any rate. Can't wait to get to eps I didn't see the first time around. :D
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on 12/14/12 05:46 am (UTC)I know exactly what you mean about not being able to find anything. I could rec you SO many Dean/Cas fics that I loved, only I'm not sure I can remember what they're called or who wrote them. /o\ My favorite fanwork was a vid, anyway, which is really unusual for me. Once you catch up, I can link you if you want.
I, literally, lol'd at Dean's single emo tear.:D He does the crying bits so well! I only read a Sam/Dean fic because I was curious why it had such a huge following. I find I can only read it if it's pr0n, the kinkier, the better. To this day, the hottest story I've read, in any fandom, was a Sam/Dean fuck-or-die story. On the other hand, fic that's all about fluff and romance between them gives me the heebee-jeebee's. Yeah, IDK, I'm weird like that.
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on 12/13/12 04:35 am (UTC)Cougar stares at Jensen's ass, denim curving around it like it was born to be there, and plots his revenge for that night in their hotel room.
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on 12/13/12 05:00 am (UTC)Possibly my brain goes to Cougar/Jensen quite automatically these days, at any possible excuse, including some totally absurd ones.
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on 12/13/12 03:20 am (UTC)Temeraire, teatime
The Mummy, fashion
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on 12/13/12 05:06 am (UTC)Rick stared at Evie, a woman who'd gone into the tent a caterpillar - and an annoying one - and emerged a butterfly with black wings and kohl-lined eyes that would steal his heart.
Ugh, I'm such a romantic for those two!
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on 12/13/12 06:11 am (UTC)The Losers - Jensen and Petunias references
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on 12/13/12 09:39 pm (UTC)"No, like this," Morgan says, wrapping his lips around the bottle and taking the whole neck of it in his mouth.
(This is, for serious, a tactic my brother has used on a guy.)
ETA: Credit to
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on 12/14/12 01:30 am (UTC)(I like him so much I kidnapped him into my own setting <.<)
Love the story, thank you!!
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on 12/14/12 01:35 am (UTC)