This is my life

I can't argue with pool boys... but dressed like they are in most of the show, they'd be fainting from the heat/humidity. I guess they could just not-wear-clothes but honestly considering how well they do in draped and flowing fabrics that really feels like a missed opportunity.

My vote is for lightweight white linen outfits, somewhat simplified (because summertime pool wear) in terms of layering but retaining the same length and flow in a very fine handkerchief-weight lawn that's almost translucent when it's dry and would be excessively clingy and transparent in interesting ways in the event that anyone accidentally shoved anyone else in the pool.

Sometimes you look more naked in clothing than you do when you're all the way naked. Just sayin'.

Anyway, if you do get this working, please invite me to your pool. :)