kate | THIS IS VERY EDUCATIONAL. O____

(Yes, for fic; no, not sexy fic. And yes, it's been AGES since I've dealt with condoms and I pretty much avoided them even when I was having het sex because latex, ew.)

So, of course when you google "how to put on a condom" you get a Planned Parenthood's How to Put on a Condom video. Which has a fully-dressed dude talking about how grate condoms are. There is absolutely NO condom putting-on at all, not even on vegetables. There is a single-line drawing of a penis and a condom. What the hell. The thing says "it's important to know how to store, put on, and remove condoms." WHY YES, IT IS! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME HOW? The words they use are sperm, vagina, sex, and ejaculate (with a "tee hee, you know, comes" afterward). Uh, seriously, what the fuck is this? >:(

And then there's New Zealand. NZ's Get It On site's How to Put on a Condom video with real, erect penises, and where they say things like cock, dick, and fucking. Also on that site: How to Have Anal Sex videos, for tops and bottoms. That's real close-ups of just about everything there, kids. Super-educational if you're looking to write dudeslash for the first time.