WHY DO I HATE MY DANCING SHOW?!

[kate]

1. Judging AGAIN? That seriously pisses me off.

2. There hasn't been decent choreography yet.

3. There hasn't been decent dancing yet. WTF? (I'm about halfway done).

4. Considering these guys are supposed to be SO MUCH BETTER than season 5, I'm not seeing it. As a matter of fact, I haven't seen anything or anyone who impresses me as much as MOST of the season 4 cast (including S5 cast).

5. I don't like the new stage. It's too big, not personal enough, and doesn't have any neat stairs or balconies. THPBBBBBT.

Sincerely disappointed,
Kate

P.S. Please to be firing Tabitha and Napoleon. I'm done with them.

ETA: P.P.S. PLEASE TO BE HIRING STACEY TOOKEY PERMANENTLY, KTHX.

ETA2: P.P.P.S. And you sent home Bianca instead of one of the six thousand contemporary dancers? WHATEVER JUDGES, YOU ARE MADE OF FAIL. Just get back to the damn regular premise and stop fucking things up.

Comments

[healingmirth]

Please to be firing Tabitha and Napoleon. I'm done with them.

This. So, so much.

[kate]

Yep, seriously, there's got to be another hip hop choreographer or two out there. I mean, hire Hok or somebody!

[scheherezhad]

So much ditto. I like a couple of the dancers, but no one is actually impressing me with their dancing. I take all that "this is our bestest group evars!" talk with a grain of salt since it would be bad form (but hilarious!) for the judges to say, "Eh, you're really not as good as these dudes from last season, mkay?"

Also, super hating the new stage. It's awful. >:( I second both of your ETAs, as well.

[kate]

Hahahaha - I saw that edit! I like the dunce cap - for the judges!

But yeah, the one thing I approve of is the fact that they're telling the kids to step it up. Oh, and Adam Shankman. Who can be the ENTIRE judging panel, as far as I'm concerned.

[scheherezhad]

Heh. Yeah, I know I never remember the right code for the little angry eyebrows, but I still forgot to preview my comment. Then it's like, "oops, hat!" but I like your dunce cap explanation better. ;P

I agree! Judging goes approximately as follows: Adam says something worthwhile; Mary either screams or is disappointed; Nigel makes inappropriate comments at the girls. ...Oh, now I have this image in my head of Adam sitting next to animatronic Mary and Nigel bots, which are cheaper and give the same results as the actual people. I am amused and desire this in art form.