Get me out of here.

I hate this client. They are so fucking divided and bitchy and everyone just complains about everyone else instead of trying to help anyone out...

And AGAIN, it's assumed I can literally step in and do two peoples' workload with NO training. Excuse me, I am great, yes, but YOU STILL HAVE TO SHOW ME WHAT TO DO. I do not magically understand your convoluted and ridiculous processes and systems.

And a little less condescension would be great, too, thanks.