One sentence fic meme.

[kate]

I'm sure there have been a number of these before, but I am making one up on the spot because I need some joy right now.

Give me a fandom and at least one other thing (prompt, kink, pairing, color, whatever) and I will attempt to write you a one sentence fic.

Fandoms on offer: The Losers, SGA, early SPN (as in, S1), Elementary, Arrow, Buffy/Angel, Firefly, Alexander (2004) (or maybe Renault-verse, though it's been a while), Marvel Cinematic Universe (I love the name of this fandom - it sounds so cool! (not that Avengers doesn't)), Priest, Push, Die Hard 4, The Mummy, Master and Commander, The Fast and the Furious, basically almost any semi-popular U.S. movie ever (I'll let you know if it's not something I can do), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings (RPF there too), Temeraire, the Belgariad and Mallorean.

Also, I'm not current on the following, but I'll give them a try, provided you choose something from at least a year or two ago: Leverage, Criminal Minds, Haven, Revenge, White Collar, Psych... and anything else I've mentioned in passing on this journal.

Comments

[recessional]

The Mummy, Valentines Day

Mallorean, Garion/Zakath

[kate]

"Mum," Alex said, rolling his eyes as she smothered him with kisses, "it's just a stupid flower!"

Garion laughed as the kitten walked over his body like she owned it, purring, and settled finally on Zakath's chest, staring at Garion like he was the one who hadn't been invited to this bed.

[china_shop]

White Collar, Mozzie and El, advice. :-)

[kate]

"Oh, that will never work," El said, pulling out her slingback glitter Jimmy Choos for him instead, "not for this party."

[libitina]

Elementary - Lucy Liu was really cast as Sherlock

[king_touchy]

Seconded!

[kate]

Sherlock could hear the sound of someone approaching, that deplorable Watson fellow, she was sure, but she let the thought slide away as she diverted all her attention back to the rusted-shut lock in front of her.

[likeadeuce]

Losers, Clay/Roque (ship or gen), competition.

[kate]

"Oh, you call that a blowjob?" Roque asks, running his thumb through the come on Clay's face.

[tygermama]

Die Hard 4/Elementary - the detective on Sherlock's latest case is named McClane

(if crossovers are okay, if not 'Elementary - Joan loves cheesy action movies')

[kate]

Crossovers totally okay! :D :D :D

"I knew a kid once who could've blown up America with one of those things," McClane says, glancing at Sherlock's phone for just long enough to dismiss it as he enters the crime scene.

Joan always wears earphones when she watches movies on her iPad; Sherlock has probably hacked the thing and knows all the movies that are on it anyway but she doesn't let it interfere with her enjoyment of The Last Action Hero.

[marginaliana]

Ooh! The Belgariad, that time Garion was right and Polgara was wrong.

[kate]

Polgara raised her chin ever-so-slightly and knew that she had raised Garion well enough that he would never - "Did you just say I was right?!"

[glitteryv]

Arrow, late night coffee.

[kate]

"Come on, Diggle," Oliver said, handing him the ice pack first and then the coffee, "you're gonna have to stitch me up before we can get out of here."

[iambickilometer]

Always happy to spread some joy! Also, do you mind if I follow after your lead? This sounds really fun.

Marvel Cinematic Universe (that sure is an impressive name, you're right), Nick Fury in the wee hours of the morning

[kate]

It's fabulous - have at! I'd love to see this one make the rounds. :D

[kate]

Nick stared down at the tablet, idly flicking through schematics and mission reports and personnel files alike, only to laugh loud enough to disturb the whole diner when Stark's stash of tentacle porn took over the screen.

*jumps up and down*

[clavally]

Supernatural, unwinding after a successful hunt.

Re: *jumps up and down*

[kate]

"Mffle-mrmble-snsh," Sam says into his pillow as Dean grabs the key and heads out to find the nearest bar with cheap beer and pretty patrons.

(Sorry - I'm in a weird place with the brothers right now, S2 when they're all weird because of daddy... this is all I could do. /o\)

[nagasvoice]

The Losers, blue jeans

[kate]

Oh, I hope you like Jensen/Cougar, because that is so where my mind went.

Cougar stares at Jensen's ass, denim curving around it like it was born to be there, and plots his revenge for that night in their hotel room.

[ar]

Oh, fun!

Temeraire, teatime

The Mummy, fashion

[kate]

"Laurence," Temeraire said, sniffing the tea set in front of him, "would you not prefer the jasmine if you are out of sorts?"

Rick stared at Evie, a woman who'd gone into the tent a caterpillar - and an annoying one - and emerged a butterfly with black wings and kohl-lined eyes that would steal his heart.

Ugh, I'm such a romantic for those two!

[emmeleia]

(OMG, so many shiny fandoms, so hard to choose at first!)

The Losers - Jensen and Petunias references

[kate]

"Not the pink shirt again," Pooch says, but Jensen just grins and talks about how his neice is recruiting a new goalie from the parochial school near their house.

[amadi]

Criminal Minds, cookie baking party

[kate]

"They're not really cookies without chocolate, you know," Emily says, eying the weird date and nut concoction Reid is getting more on his fingers than the cookie sheet.

[jjhunter]

Buffy, alternate careers for Joyce

[kate]

"You know, mom," Buffy says, carefully setting aside the near-black brownie, "I'm thinking cooking show host isn't really your thing."

[aldersprig]

Criminal Minds, Reid, bottle of beer.

[kate]

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeid! He's my favorite!

"No, like this," Morgan says, wrapping his lips around the bottle and taking the whole neck of it in his mouth.

(This is, for serious, a tactic my brother has used on a guy.)

ETA: Credit to soleta, who gives me all the best ideas. :D