I may be a little over tired...

[kate]

...but the year's 25 funniest autocorrects had me in tears (hat tip libitina). I could not stop laughing, huge tears rolling down my face, like, steam-up-my-glasses I'm laughing/crying so hard.

Skittlefart. Seriously, how is that something that gets autocorrected to?

Comments

[torachan]

I saw that a bit ago, too, and was laughing so hard it hurt. The dad with the deep penis/epic penis/epi pen one was my favorite.

[kate]

Oh, that was good. There were just... so many. God, laughing again just thinking about it.

[st_aurafina]

send help can't breathe omg

I think I broke a rib laughing. Epipen.

[kate]

Hahahaha, right?! "I'm taking your mom out."

And boobsicles!

[clavally]

If you're overtired, so am I, cuz those were pretty funny!

[kate]

God, like... seriously, ridiculous! Like, ten minutes straight of just tears streaming down my face.

[marginaliana]

Autocorrect does that to me, too! I haven't the faintest idea, but it always leaves me, like, wheezing.

[kate]

God, it's like - why in the world would it AUTOcorrect to something like fuckweasels? I mean, seriously? THAT'S the most common word?

[mrshamill]

Girl, THIS is why I don't want a smart phone. Well, it's one of the reasons. I'm perfectly happy with my dumb phone for my dumb self who'd be making EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE MISTAKES.

But it was hilarious.

[kate]

Oh, but see, that's the best part. I love it. I mean, my autocorrect stuff is always the other direction - like, my phone won't let me spell fuck. It autocorrects to duck. I can't imagine my phone changing something to boobsicles or fuckweasel or skittlefarts.

[grammarwoman]

I very stupidly read those at work, and now I'm choking on stifled laughter and crying. SO GOOD.

[kate]

Right?! Fuckweasels! Three orders of boobsicles and a holy donkey!

[healingmirth]

OMG thanks for passing those on, brightened my morning considerably :)

[kate]

\o/

[spillingvelvet]

THREE TIMES BOOBSICLES

[kate]

hahahhaa, right?!

[spillingvelvet]

DOES HUSK MAKE GAGGLES

[kate]

FUCKWEASELS!!!!

[lou]

ok, so I definitely laughed until I cried, too. thanks for that =D

[kate]

\o/ Happy to oblige, love.

Also... /o\ I still have your Losers beta on my hard drive. I've got it done (I printed a copy and did a hard copy beta) but I haven't actually typed it up so I can send it back to you. :( Do you still want it? I'll try to finish it over vacation.

[lou]

they were hilarious. of course, I have since been on the actual site and reading their "best" category for like 30 minutes ;)

well yes, I would love to have it. but I swear to god, it's one of those fics that is "whenever it happens, it will happen" kind of deal, so don't worry. heck, it took like 2 years before you got it, and then I don't know, it's like the longest genesis ever and i just look on with zen. don't stress about it ok? *hug*

[kate]

<333333

You have been so amazing about this, I just. *weeps* Thank you, bb, and I will get it done and send it back to you. Hopefully soon. <3

[lou]

it's fine, really, cross my heart ♥

when you can, love!!! *hug*

[glitteryv]

I was wiping away the tears while gasping for air by, like, the fourth one. Hilarious stuff. Thanks for the link. :D!

[kate]

Right? OMG I was in tears after the first one, my GF was annoyed by number 4. It took me half an hour to read them because I kept having to stop to catch my breath and wipe away tears!