I think between Hugh Laurie just being so... him and the show pandering to its fans just that little bit, I want House/Wilson so bad it makes my teeth ache. I love middle aged men who are socially maladjusted but perfect for each other (hello, John and Rodney).

But the Top Chef one, right? THAT WOULD BE SO AWESOME, HOUSE ON TOP CHEF. I wanted to try whatever the hell he was cooking, omg.